One night last week (or maybe this week? I forget) I dreamt that I was directing a movie in which Samuel L. Jackson was playing Louis XIV.

On one hand, I have no idea what the hell is going on with my subconscious anymore. On the other hand, I think I need to get in touch with a film studio because omg best idea everWhy don't I have a Louis XIV ( Read more... )

Oh, French Ebay, why do you tempt me so?...and why is it that after midnight it suddenly seems like a really good idea to spend 75 Euros on a book that I could go across the street to read, FOR FREE, any time I want? A lot of things seem like good ideas after midnight, actually. Take schoolwork, for example. I appear to have completely forgotten ( Read more... )

I just spent the last five hours completing a 2,500 word history paper. All of that would be a good thing if it weren't for the fact that the paper is supposed to be 1,000 words long ( Read more... )